Morning snuggles

If mom isn't paying attention to me like she should, I sit right next to her on the couch and make little sounds so she knows to pet me. I stare her down and either say "grrrrrr" or "hmmmmm" and that usually works. This time I did it enough that she put me on her lap and gave me kisses and attention. Win!

So apparently I'm getting a little sister

So mom and dad are acting all excited because they are going to bring me home a baby sister in a few weeks. I guess I'm excited too, she is pretty cute. But she better not pee on my bed!

Stitch detailing from Kitschy Digitals.

Mom's a toy surgeon!

I am the killer of all toys! Over the last few weeks I have managed to rip all 13 of my plush toys so the stuffing comes out. Thank goodness mom can sew. Unfortunately, I'm sure they will need to undergo a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th follow-up surgery after this.

"He had it coming"

I knew as soon as mom gave me Mr. Giraffe that he was going to end up dismembered and ripped to pieces eventually. Look at him now! Mission accomplished.

Now, can you sew him up please?

Last weekend...

A great place to buy dog stuff!

Mom bought me a few new toys, some sweaters and a jacket from this wholesale pet supply website called Pet Edge and she wanted to share it with you. Everything is really super affordable and there's tons of cute things to choose from. The only thing that is stinky is that because it's wholesale, there is a service fee added to your total so by the time you tack on that fee plus shipping it's an extra 12$-14$. But mom thinks it's totally worth it because of the huge selection and cuteness of their products...toys, clothes, collars, grooming and training supplies too.

Maybe you'll find something for your fur kid over there!

Here's just a screenshot of some jackets for sale.
Mom got me the 2nd one in the top row and the 1st one in the bottom row.

And you can bet she'll make me model everything for you!

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What do you think Monty's thinking?

ps- i just noticed mom's ugly ass bra is hanging out. sorry!