"He had it coming"

I knew as soon as mom gave me Mr. Giraffe that he was going to end up dismembered and ripped to pieces eventually. Look at him now! Mission accomplished.

Now, can you sew him up please?

Last weekend...

A great place to buy dog stuff!

Mom bought me a few new toys, some sweaters and a jacket from this wholesale pet supply website called Pet Edge and she wanted to share it with you. Everything is really super affordable and there's tons of cute things to choose from. The only thing that is stinky is that because it's wholesale, there is a service fee added to your total so by the time you tack on that fee plus shipping it's an extra 12$-14$. But mom thinks it's totally worth it because of the huge selection and cuteness of their products...toys, clothes, collars, grooming and training supplies too.

Maybe you'll find something for your fur kid over there!

Here's just a screenshot of some jackets for sale.
Mom got me the 2nd one in the top row and the 1st one in the bottom row.

And you can bet she'll make me model everything for you!

Fill in your own dialogue!

What do you think Monty's thinking?

ps- i just noticed mom's ugly ass bra is hanging out. sorry!

So long, and thanks for the comforter!

Oh, hi mom! I wanted to thank you for getting up real late last night and putting this comforter on the couch just for me. I know that you had a hard time sleeping so you decided to get up and come out on the couch with my comforter to try and go back to sleep. So now if you don't mind, would you please let me go back to sleep on the comforter you set up for me? Thanks!